February 2012
Sleep. Right.
Tomorrow I’m going shopping. Mostly for men’s clothing. Because I practically am one. Just no penis. Okaybye.
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THE MANY FACES OF TUMBLR:
iswimx:
I saved all of these so i can use them when the time comes ^__^
Anonymous asked: How old are you?
stymestology:
kiss me thru the internet
byrdiebamf:
cheeseds:
kriff4:
Jessica, Jordan, and Kelsey all want my dick.
my tummy was making the rumbblies only kori’s dick can satisfy
^^^^
Jessica. I didn’t know you felt that way XD
Anonymous asked: who doesn't want your dick?
cheeseds:
kriff4:
Jessica, Jordan, and Kelsey all want my dick.
my tummy was making the rumbblies only kori’s dick can satisfy
oh my god. ohmygod.
byrdiebamf:
imteamtegan:
kriff4:
...
Jessica, Jordan, and Kelsey all want my dick.
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
Today I learned that my teammates call lesbians “scissorers”.
*facepalm*
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